trapping in theory, napping in practice. cultural critic in a crop top. tweeting on vibes and unchecked opinions
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“i can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful
OH IM IRRITATED
Summer is 15 seconds away from ending, why didn’t we get the remix sooner? 🙃
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Getting the waffle sandwich from CFA today instead of the release day so I dont seem as obese
me because i’m great with kids AND beat men
"Whose pussy is this?" Hannibal Lecter while sorting through his freezer
I cannot overstate how badly I need a freak like this
Me watching Mickey’s Philharmagic
OH NO!!!! He always complimented my themed shirts for when I went on Thursdays 😭
closed mouth… you know how hard it is for her
Aight
I’m more irritated at the flight delay because it’s not like I could have spent this time in the parks cuz it’s raining so bad
Trying this Saturday
The plane we’re supposed to get on is coming from Jamaica and has 22 wheelchairs. I K Y F L
Actually @OptimusGrind__ I hate you.
when she wanna fuck but kurt bouta try to suplex shane through the glass
Yall are lying about those burger pods. They’re the worst
Flight was delayed until 10pm 😭