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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸

@Soaringeagle45

Faith, Family, Freedom! My wife is the Bomb! Patriot who shares a little humor, old jokes, satire. John 14:6 My bride’s ministry.. http://abbacharitiesinc.com

📍 These days wishing Florida📅 Mon Jan 25 12:48:56 +0000 2021

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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Wed Aug 26 19:12:18 +0000 2026
Obviously, the first thing I’d do is run and hug my Mom… But on a normal type day (Summertime) back in 1981, I’d jump on my bike and go round up my buddies and have some fun…then be home by dark
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Wed Aug 26 18:59:03 +0000 2026
I don’t watch WNBA but they are saying the reason Angel Reese got the rebounding record is because she got around 10 of them from missing layups and getting the rebounds from them 🤷‍♂️ Not sure if true but interesting
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Wed Aug 26 11:07:54 +0000 2026
Johnny comes home from fifth grade one day and says, “Daddy, Daddy, we all ran the mile today in PE and guess what? I was the fastest. It’s probably because I’m a COWBOYS fan! And then we all did pushups and I did the most… you know why? It’s because I’m a COWBOYS fan! And then we went into the locker room to change and my friends and I all decided we would compare our sizes and mine was the biggest! You know why? Because I’m a COW…” His Dad cuts him off and says, “No, it’s because you’re thirty two years old.”
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Wed Aug 26 18:31:09 +0000 2026
When you were in school, what grade would you consider your most fun…excluding 12th Kindergarten…we took naps 😂 Seriously, probably 6th, lots of fun that year with classmates and our teacher, she was awesome and pretty 😍😂
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Wed Aug 26 17:40:15 +0000 2026
Try to cross out a negative with a positive… For instance, Yes, it feels like a 100 degrees outside but gas is down around 30 cents(finally) 😂
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Wed Aug 26 15:22:15 +0000 2026
A boy was doing his math homework and practicing out loud, “Two plus six, that son of a bitch is eight...” Three plus seven, that son of a bitch is ten." Hearing what he was saying, his mother asked him what he was doing. He answered that he was doing his math homework. "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" she asked her son to which he replied yes. Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher what she is teaching in math class. The teacher said, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked if she was teaching them to say “two plus two, that son of a bitch is four.” Laughing, the teacher replied, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Wed Aug 26 15:07:17 +0000 2026
Sometimes I wake up grouchy… Other times I let her sleep in
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Wed Aug 26 11:24:40 +0000 2026
This lady once told me, "You might be ghetto, if you bring food from outside into the movies” No, Brenda, You might be stupid if you pay $11.99 for a bag of Skittles
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Wed Aug 26 11:07:54 +0000 2026
Johnny comes home from fifth grade one day and says, “Daddy, Daddy, we all ran the mile today in PE and guess what? I was the fastest. It’s probably because I’m a COWBOYS fan! And then we all did pushups and I did the most… you know why? It’s because I’m a COWBOYS fan! And then we went into the locker room to change and my friends and I all decided we would compare our sizes and mine was the biggest! You know why? Because I’m a COW…” His Dad cuts him off and says, “No, it’s because you’re thirty two years old.”
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Wed Aug 26 04:39:50 +0000 2026
Wasn’t ever a fan of the dude that named himself after a sponge cake.
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Wed Aug 26 04:32:02 +0000 2026
Some of y’all are in bed scrolling your phone and thinking… I really need to go to bed… This is your sign…go to bed 😂🤣 Sweet dreams 💤
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Wed Aug 26 02:40:47 +0000 2026
Which would you choose… Chevelle or Tesla
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Wed Aug 26 02:00:53 +0000 2026
I’m not a person that gets aggravated easily but I’ll tell you one thing that easily makes me 😡… Freaking roundabouts…learn to drive dummy 😂
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Wed Aug 26 01:39:49 +0000 2026
I was just minding my own business 5 years ago… Then I met y’all
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Tue Aug 25 22:15:37 +0000 2026
The cashier asked me, “Will that be all?”… No, I need to go buy more stuff. I just wanted to show you what I've have so far
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Tue Aug 25 20:30:39 +0000 2026
“HONEY!!!! I’m sleeping with the dog for awhile” Want a mansion dear? See you in a month 😂
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Tue Aug 25 20:15:05 +0000 2026
Don’t allow someone to steal your joy on here! Have some freaking fun and laugh a lot! Ignore that crap! 💪
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Tue Aug 25 20:04:32 +0000 2026
Y’all into conspiracy theories… I go down the rabbit hole at times and yes, I believe there is some truth to some of them… But every dang one of them isn’t…someone made up some shit about a certain thing and it dominoed and has a bunch of folks believing it 😂🤦‍♂️ Again, I know there are ones that are legitimate but not all of them
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45 · Tue Aug 25 20:05:54 +0000 2026
There ain’t no damn Aliens! 😂🤣
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