Writing is my raison d'etre To Be Able To Think, You Must Risk Being Offensive,- Jordan. B. Peterson
Cannot attack his IQ, his intention or his mass appeal Now go for his “morals” That is Obama, Xi of China and former British PM Camron catching a pint. Top world leaders Plus Sifuna was drinking Tusker, our National brand This type of blogging gets no results. Mje niwafunze
"When the morning sun, streaks across my room And I'm waking up, from another dream of you But you know that I love you...oh, I love you" Fly with the angels Dolly Parton I literally lost my hymen to your song Us lovers of country music are hitherto orphaned. A gem gone
Ni sawa You have a FIRST CLASS IN CRE Let’s talk eloquence and depth Can you churn a paragraph coherently for 40 seconds in crisp grammar without kurusha sheng na primitivity ndani? Girl, go wash your leaking vagina and take your gonorrhea antibiotics Nitakuzima Itumbi alie
Nuh, I do not bleach, I was just broke But Mungu sio Gladys Panga Even when I wake na mate kwa mdomo, you still cannot come close to Aoko Imagine kufirwa na Kaluma and he cannot even pay for your dentist I hope you got penicillin injection, akona kaswende sugu from Russia
Ile pesa ya stadia, private jets, hosting fools state house, Fufua Kikomi in kisumu, vijana wapate kazi and end goonism Fufua store pamba, that area of Katito is still able to produce cotton Why is fish processing plants still in Thika? Water hyacinth imejaa lake Victoria can be used to create furniture Hizo furniture muweke kwa hizo affordable nyef Cut expenditure of tea and Maandazi kwa ministries Use the money to augment research in universities. We have great minds who can ensure we do not import hadi eggs na viberiti Build classrooms and train teachers to be equipped in digital learning Singapore made it by training its population. CEO wa Tik Tok comes from SINGAPORE
When a fly enters your drink, you pour it out not because it has lost its taste Just that one bug, entire broth contaminates I have wrestled against penning this b’coz after my arrest, DCI took my phone and my account had nada Naisula sent Babu 10k, told him ongeza kakitu, nunulia kaschana simu I adore her to date coz of that. Forgive me darling, far be it that I judge your past, mine is murkier “I love you like a Pokot bandit loves his gun” ☺️ That was a text from married Murkomen to her Ngoja uskie mistari ya Mkale “I wish I had met you earlier. Your company, your giggles. I love you and it is not just for laying” Onesimus was average as a student and is incorrigible as Ruto’s lieutenant. As CS he is nauseatingly insufferable Actually had to repeat standard 8 before crawling through some school in Kitale then landed at UoN school of Law He is not from humble background. Poverty is not humility when you have to walk 10km to school You’d reckon a man from such milieu would tag on Lady Luck that beamed on him, even out of philanthropy, to augment lives of pupils in Marakwet Free lunch for example. To keep those kids who walk such long distances in school. Nuh, bro decided to bamboozle us with a collection of timeless timepieces. His least expensive watch is what, 15M? To be candid, Murkomen as CS transport is one of the reasons we took to the streets. Taxes on pads while CS wears saa ya 50M Ndio ujue Ruto anadharau wakenya, He not only reinstated him, alimrusha sensitive docket of interior Whenever that son of Elgeyo holds a microphone, even demons shudder. “Ukisha ambiwa mtu amepanga goons, bado unaenda Homa Bay kufanya nini?” That is the man tasked with the docket of LAW and ORDER unleashing verbal diarrhea in public High on pussy juice after shagging that Deputy Central Bank Governor his latest conquest He and State want to turn Luos into a pariah, a nation of violence ndio wakenya waseme, DP position cannot go to land of goons And that bald headed pigmy Raymond, haoni Ile ilinibamba, “Nikikohoa, Dorcas anaficha Gachagua chini ya kitanda” I am not a fan of Rigathi, but damn, they keep validating him! Mr. Goons, It is in public that you regret marrying your Okuyu wife, that is why you continuously cheat on her Interior docket is now held by a nondescript fucktard who wants to turn Kenya into “badlands” We will document all your reckless remarks coz 2027 mnatoka hivi, JELA direct. Ama Hague! Intellectually uncivilized son of a bitch!
My first time kuenda Rwanda, nilipanda Coast bus. Ngiri saba cash. I was too broke for ndege and I did not want to risk kujigonga kichwa kwa ukuta Ilianza kuharibikia Naivasha. By the time we were getting to Uganda, it was 3 days later. Nilifika Kigali after 4 days Kukinyesha, nikama uko ndani ya kibanda, sio gari. Wait until I found out Trinity buses, very disciplined attendants, clean, choo ndani, absolute comfort on wheels Then I went to Arusha and you know TZ is huge. Those guys have buses zinakaa Ndege aise! Arusha to Dar. Arusha to Border Halafu Kenya tukona akina TAHMEED. BED BUGS TUPU. Oya, bus Number KCR 618W, fumigate that vehicle bana, customers are complaining!
Thing 1. Where is Linda Mwananchi reps in this meeting? No Sifuna. No Babu. Orengo. Osotsi. Natembeya As far as Kenyans are concerned, they are more of our voice than these Status Quo remnants 2. They brand themselves as “Alternative government”, meaning they play government but using alternative modus operandi Where are there solutions to our bile against existing government How are they alternative government when those injured during opposition rallies are still in hospitals with bills DM yangu imejaa na such cases The amount they spent in that retreat reiterating the obvious would have paid the bills and funeral expenses of victims who sacrificed for Wantam “Ah, we are the alternative Gava, as we wait for August 2027, this is what we are doing about capitation, IDs, ecetra” They could do a WhatsApp conference then the money watumie victims Coz that verbose garbage wameandika, nothing new in it! Is this how they plan to defeat Ruto! And we wail when he brands them mafala?
Ruto: “I have tried to reach out to Uhuru severally but he is reluctant. He has chosen to side with opposition.” Bro, under you, his mother’s farm was raided. Then you crossed the line, sent armed squad to ambush his children over bogus firearm raid Ngumu kusamehea hiyo!
Sifuna na team wako ground most weekends Gachagua despite likelihood of not being on the ballot is strengthening DCP by the day Matiang’i has Gusii locked ata wakim heckle Bomet Incumbent ako juu ya Magari But bro hapa ame chill tu. The most he does is addressing press 🤧
Open letter to my Governor @orengo_james
Ukombozi People’s Party (UPP) That is the name of the new outfit the Linda Mwananchi honchos have settled for Poignant, huh? Ukombozi, like the second coming of Christ An issue however threatens to not only delay its official launch but also 2. Cause internal kerfuffle within the movement. And such strife would be playing right into the hands of Ruto Positions and seniority. Party leader, the Deputy, Chair, Sec Gen, and the whole shebang. You saw the Trans Nzoia ado over a microphone? Telltale signs were becoming conspicuous The latest lunacy are claims that Babu and Orengo who are both going for Gubernatorial seats, are reluctant to endorse Sifuna as the movement’s presidential candidate Ati “mbona wakienda rally hawasemi Sifuna ndio candidate” Intriguing, given that hata Homa Bay thing, Babu was literally protecting Sifuna with his life! Hadi ni security wake alikuwa summoned na DCI. Kama si ujasiri ya Ongili and his squad tungeambia Waluhya nini?💁 I hear the ilk of Malala, a known mole whom Gachagua sidelined coz of his greed and bad manners and I sneer. Amebaki kueneza fitina Oh well, outsiders crap aside, the internal wrangles are equally cheap and ludicrous. The two young men, Babu and Sifuna started the Linda thing and I trust they had a vision for it It has morphed into a gargantuan force that is now embraced from all corners of the country. Let them remain true to themselves and the “ukombozi Mission.” Wasikubali anyone in that movement alete kisran in the name of kugawa positions za party! Whether awe nani ama nani! That rage baiting ndio wengine wakasirike, watoke MUST CEASE The people have high hopes in that entire team, so get your heads out of your asses, set your priorities straight and do not be a disappointment! ALL OF YOU hapo Linda
Been a minute since niwape Exclusive ketepa Linda Mwananchi “Boyz” have settled on a party Si niwape details asubuhi? Ni Friday most of you mko Quiver, Halafu Chinko Ongili Otieno jnr huamua kupanua his lungs usiku Plus it is the time we video call with his Dad See ya🫶
Love you girl Saw you on Citizen and felt aptly represented in absentia Post Wanga, Millie, Gogo and co Luo has Phoebe Asiyo, Grace Onyango and Orie Rogo Maanduli reincarnates on cue Ile prodigal daughter with dental formulae of a Warthog Kanyuma ataua na gonorrhea soon
Oburu started his politics as a councilor in Kisumu in 1974. The year my Mum was born in Kamser, Seka. Kendu Bay In 1981, he was an Economic advisor in the Ministry of Finance and planning 1994, he became Bondo MP, till 2013. 20 yrs, not even a borehole to account for. No bill to his name Never seen him fight for anyone or anything! He was even an assistant minister for Finance, but hey, Luos are marginalized by previous governments As Senator, not once did he call out wanton graft in Siaya county. A century in politics and hitherto in diapers yet still wants to control a people he has done absolutely nada for Respect your elders- they say A politically correct dictum of telling us, “do not question senile fools” Joan of Arc was 17 when she led an army of French against England Heck, Jesus was 12 when he left temple criminals bamboozled with hard questions Young Kenyans, respect is not synonymous with subservience. Interrogate history and dissect dumbfuckery It is YOUR sacrosanct right! The other day he called Matiang’i a political novice. Fine, Doc has never been elected even MCA He has been a lecturer at Egerton, UoN, even New York university, yet to hear any of his students label him incompetent Served at UNDP, World Bank and co As CS ICT, si mko digitally enabled now? CS Education, banned KNEC, enforced discipline, Gava was paying for National exams, the rest you know Interior- wacha tu niseme, goons were NON- EXISTENT! You don’t have to vote for him, kura yako, haki yako But at least acknowledge that Kenya does not need 1900 behemoths We need those greenhorns with proven record, and the wherewithal for transformation "In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.,”- Thomas Jefferson
It is your fault for making Orengo Governor Those 16 yrs, you elected him b’coz he was fighting for pawa alongside Raila! You refused to hold him accountable as he used CDF money for chang’aa and fuel for rallies Hata Babu was a noisemaker at UoN but look at Embakasi East!
Osoro was a Chokoraa educated by well wishers Him, Orengo and Sifuna are lawyers. The latter have track records in Democracy, litigation and legislation Yeye kazi ni wash wash na kula bibi za his friends Obama began his politics in Activism as a community organizer in Chicago
Gov. Gladys Wanga insecurity is not about helping Ruto win in 2027, but her insecurity is about her own re-election as Governor of Homabay in 2027. Wanga is not popular and loved in Homabay as people think nationally. That is a false perception !! In 2022, Even with Baba’s direct ticket and lifting her hand, she struggled so hard to gain support in Homabay against Kidero. She is planning goons to give the perception to Ruto & ODM that she has support and the special Key access to Homabay so that she gets the direct support of ODM & Ruto for her re-election. Let her know that we will front a very strong candidate in 2027 for the gubernatorial seat of Homabay to replace her. WANGA WANTAM.
Murkomen, Omollo Mum On Homa Bay: President William Ruto, Interior CS Murkomen and PS Omollo are facing a hard question over the chaos in Homa Bay. Who was in charge when the violence happened? Was the state simply overwhelmed or complicit? #NTVTonight @Ben_Kitili @labaanshabaan
Hizi aircraft accidents for some reason always claim the “wrong victims” 😏 NIS wa Ecuador naye alikuwa anafanya nini Samburu! Rip Oh, goons are now robbing GSU commandants! Just a matter of time before the pets the state are feeding, Turn into Monsters they can’t control